Monster Oil - Slide Oil
We just heard you play. You sounded out of tune, and
like you were working too hard. We recommend that during your next
practice session, you get in touch with your first and third valve
slides--those things that your instrument designer put into place to
help you stay in the center of the horn, instead of lipping everything
everywhere all the time like we just heard you do. And what better way
to do it than with perfection incarnate---Monster Slide Oil. A few drops
lasts you between cleanings, and it's smooth enough to fool you into
believing that your slides aren't really made of metal...more like made
of butter. Yeah, that's about right--two sticks of butter just rubbing
against each other. It feels amazing, but not as amazing as playing in
tune. You have some work to do. This will help!
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